Quagmire's Baby

Season 8 : Ep. 6|21:53|

Quagmire proves father doesn’t always know best.

Brian's Got A New Bag

Season 8 : Ep. 5|21:47|

Brian mates with a cougar.

Stewie Loves Sesame Street

Stewie (talking on Sesame Street phone): Put me through to the Pentagon!
Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie! I've already dispacted Mr. Hooper, I've got 6 armed men stationed out side Big Bird's nest, and well as for Linda, well, its rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assasin approach now, isn't it?!
Ernie: Can you count to three?
Stewie: Oh indeed I can! (Pulls out a raygun.) One! Two! Three! Can I count to three for God's sake?! I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!

Stewie's Package

Oh hey lady. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah just ah my package, God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah.

Seder Dinner

Peter tries to disrupt Lois' Seder dinner.

(s.8 : ep.2)